《三字经》英译(歪)

人之初 :At the beginning of life
性本善 :Sex is good
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same
习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time
性乃迁 :Sex will leave you
教之道 :The way of learning it
貴以專 :is very important to make love with
昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence
子不學 :If you don’t study hard
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless

via:小坏@煎蛋

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2 Comments

  1. Posted March 12, 2008 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    很黄……

  2. Posted March 16, 2008 at 4:11 am | Permalink

    笑死

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    《三字经》英译(歪)-缝眼…

    人之初 :At the beginning of life
    性本善 :Sex is good
    性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same
    习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it
    苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time
    性乃迁 :Sex will …

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